its not stalking. its research.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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