haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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