Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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