I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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