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i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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