just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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