ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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