do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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