finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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