New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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