let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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