Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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