Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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