Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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