Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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