Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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