either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he thought i was a dude.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
did i just pee glitter
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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