I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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