People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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