I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.