I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style