My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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