We're like a lot better than the average bears
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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