So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Michael Bay diarrhea
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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