Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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