What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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