Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It's blow job season.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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