i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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