It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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