Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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