in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.