your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.