Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I puked a lego.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS