There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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