There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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