Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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