I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
