He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
third nipple confirmed
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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