they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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