There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Randomize