I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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