the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
