We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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