Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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