If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm having to shit out rocks
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