If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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