how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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