Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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