He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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