Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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