it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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