addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
