? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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