I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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