she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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