Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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