Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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