And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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