You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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